However, when one of our guests decided she was going to venture into the kitchen to have a go, look at what happened! See how much attention our guest pays to his threatening manner! Ooh, such a dufus!
He also brought home a durian from the shops. Our conversation went something like this:
Me: Why did you buy that?
Him: Because it was there.
Me: What are you going to do with it?
Him: I dunno, make icecream or something.
Me: You remember when we went to Singapore, durians were banned in the hotels?
Me: When is bin night?
Him: *no response*
Me: I'm going to stay with my parents until bin night.
The durian is still sitting ominously downstairs in its plastic bag.
It can't be as bad as all that! Can it?